February 2012
“Now because the majority of abortions are performed in the first trimester, if...”
– JON STEWART, on Virginia’s inhumane, inhuman and shameful “personhood” law that requires women wanting to get an abortion to, in essence, be subject to rape, on The Daily Show (via inothernews) It doesn’t matter how many times I read about the VA law, I shudder every time.  (via...
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hiiiii everyone
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If you say "y'all" or "ain't" in my presence,...
doctorscience: 18thcenturyfrenchlesbos: pachydermous: 18thcenturyfrenchlesbos: bizarrejelly5: galaxy-hearts: ferrrox: clearly-borderline: coolbrosparkles: clearly-borderline: Agreed.  I’m originally from Gaston County, North Carolina, which is RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE BIBLEBELTED SWEET TEA DRINKING FUCKHOLE, and I said it all of my life up until I moved to the coast....
Feb 22nd
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mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
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tyleroakley: Just one of those posts I can’t NOT reblog.
Feb 19th
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Listenbenedictcumberbatch: hotlikeaxe: ...
Feb 19th
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Internet: Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Tumblr?
Google: -raises hand-
Omegle: -raises hand-
YouTube: -raises hand-
Mapcrunch: -slowly raises hand-
Feb 19th
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the way I type on tumblr: assntitties lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't even with all these feels
the way I write for class: Under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
Feb 19th
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saltywithasideofcreamgravy: wild horses
Feb 19th
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Listenteddykaplan: This has become my whole day.
Feb 19th
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takeme-toglasgow: i’ve gone from a fandom blog to a mapcrunch blog
Feb 19th
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incomparablyme: The Obama Show on Saturday Night Live impersonating The Cosby Show Intro
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
Feb 19th
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Missing E now tells me how many notes things...
Basking in my own glory just became infinitely easier. Thank, you, Missing E. And none for Karp.
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thedeclarationofindependence: *gets stolen by nicolas cage*
Feb 18th
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REPTILE SHOW TOMORROW. PICKING UP MAH BOA.
OH GOD IM SO EXCITED
Feb 18th
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